Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.