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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

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What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.