Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

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Because their job is draining.

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WATER YOU DOING

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!