Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING