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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained