Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING