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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.