Drain Jokes

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?

A missed erection.

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Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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He couldn't see himself doing the work

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I'm like, 'Your husband'

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I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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Why did the knife quit?

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Try to get her off!

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.