Drain Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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A seasoned traveller.

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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It never worked out because they never met

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He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.