It never worked out because they never met
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Battery
It's the one that always sinks....
They were in a relationship!
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
No strings attached
Because they're all in relationships!
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Reflexivity and transitivity.
Because it's not going anywhere.
Straight answers about relationships.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Polyarmory
A. Telling you his real name.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Tequila never goes bad
Because some relationships don't work out.
He glances over his shoulder.
Coach.
They knead the dough.
Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
A divorce lawyer.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
They went down the drain.
WATER YOU DOING
Nothing, The hits keep coming
Because it's always on a sundae!
Cantaloupe.
Left behind
An Oncologist
