It never worked out because they never met
Tyrannosaurus Ex
It's the one that always sinks....
They were in a relationship!
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
No strings attached
Because they're all in relationships!
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Reflexivity and transitivity.
Because it's not going anywhere.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Polyarmory
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Tequila never goes bad
Because some relationships don't work out.
Because their job is draining.
It's been feeling drained
Cancer
Cancer.
A dollar.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Because it has been very knotty.
Because it's always on a sundae!
Because they stick
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
With stick e-tape.
An envelope!
A fortune!
Fortunes.
The thesaurus.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
