It never worked out because they never met
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Battery
It's the one that always sinks....
They were in a relationship!
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
No strings attached
Because they're all in relationships!
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Reflexivity and transitivity.
Because it's not going anywhere.
Straight answers about relationships.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Because they have high double standards.
Polyarmory
A. Telling you his real name.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Tequila never goes bad
Because some relationships don't work out.
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!
They're trying to get away from the noise.
It didn't have a stable relationship.
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
I Apollo-gize
Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams
Child custardy
They went down the drain.
Please! I in cyst!
He was a rough rider!
Whoa.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Exit the European Union.
