It never worked out because they never met
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Battery
It's the one that always sinks....
They were in a relationship!
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
No strings attached
Because they're all in relationships!
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Reflexivity and transitivity.
Because it's not going anywhere.
Straight answers about relationships.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Because they have high double standards.
Polyarmory
A. Telling you his real name.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Tequila never goes bad
Because some relationships don't work out.
The cream
Because it's always on a sundae!
They like to stay low-key.
Unemployed.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
A velocirapture
On charges of battery.
Whale of fortune!
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
They both cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe.
There's a clock on the stove.
A monkey
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
It is put in imPRISMment!
