It never worked out because they never met
Tyrannosaurus Ex
It's the one that always sinks....
They were in a relationship!
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
No strings attached
Because they're all in relationships!
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Reflexivity and transitivity.
Because it's not going anywhere.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Polyarmory
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Tequila never goes bad
Because some relationships don't work out.
Would you like fries with that?
He was wanted for several charges of battery
He was charged with battery.
Petroleum
Vin Diesel!
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
It didn't have a stable relationship.
Spine
Envelope!
He wanted to take a month off.
Because they have tears in their eyes
I put the wrong socks on today.
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
