Fortune Jokes

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Small Fortune Jokes More Small Fortune Jokes

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

T Jokes More T Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.