Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Fortunes.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Crystal balls deep made this up.
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
A fortune!
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
They never want to log off.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Whale of fortune!
Medium burgers!
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
A knight in Charmin armor.
Because they are neigh-sayers
Because the prick's behind the wheel
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
A small medium at large.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
They end every statement with init
Use LED based paint.
Because 7, 10, 11!
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
Bob
ISIS
Because someone's always on the deck!
