I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
He wanted to be on time.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
It reads "Small medium at large."
Because of the towel ban
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
To Tally-hos!
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Crystal balls deep made this up.
They both steal cookies)
