Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

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How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*