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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!