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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!