Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.