Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!