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What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.