What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.