What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.