Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na