Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Who's that running?

Not Tom