Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.