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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!