What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.