What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.