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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!