What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.