March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Previous Random Joke Next
Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Pine Jokes More Pine Jokes

What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.