Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn