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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.