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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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What did the tv get for Christmas?

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn