Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.