Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.