Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.