Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.