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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!