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What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!