What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.