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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls