What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree