What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.