What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D