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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls