What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D