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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls