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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.