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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!