What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear