What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.