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Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff