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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!