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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.