Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because of all the Cheetahs!
Too many cheetahs.
You will lose every hand.
Liquor in the front poker in the back.
They have to take ACE inhibitors.
Because it's a high steaks game
Because they don't know what a full house is
Too many cheetahs
He was playing with a cheetah.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because there's cheetahs.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
High Steaks
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
She goes to the bathroom.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
First post) Ace of spays
Too many Cheetahs.
They always fold.
A cardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
They were raised in a zoo!
A! (hands raised up)
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Blunt Trauma
Because they don't believe in higher powers
Cat-holic
Liberal Arts Degrees.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Because B-shells were too small.
I'm a really big fan.
Because it's out of the high rent district.
He Shanghai.
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
Brownian Motion
Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh
