Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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High Steaks

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Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

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Because Botswana have fun.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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A cheetah.