Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.