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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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In A minor.

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Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Because they are cheetahs.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Because of all the cheetahs!