Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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Because he was always spotted.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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A Cheetah.

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Too many cheetahs!

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There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.