Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.