What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!