What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.