What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!