What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!