What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!