Fry Pan Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.