An unidentified frying object.
A lardvark!
They smack my bishop
Get bent!
Tenish.
Two of my favorites are:
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
All are equally oxymoronic.
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
Aard-bark!
Because then they'd be called bagels!
Hey.. you're looking fly
A pan, duh!
Take away their little brooms!
Just a couple of shots
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...