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Fry Pan Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...