Your mum
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Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Because Greece is at the bottom.
An unidentified frying object.
A lardvark!
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
Because it was too steep.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Take away their little brooms!
A pan....duh
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
Trap
He's really good at swatting.
The SWAT team
I went to Canada with my mum once
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Get bent!
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...