Fry Pan Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...