Fry Pan Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Get bent!

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She smacks herself in the forehead.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Everyone got swine flu

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What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

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100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!