Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Take their little stones and brooms away!
The pan... duh
You take away its tiny brooms.
It's PAN-demonium!
Take away their little brooms!
A pan....duh
A pan. Duh!
A pan, duh!
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Take away its brooms.
Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere
Pan, duh!
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
His punches Neverland.
Because he Neverlands.
The Pirates always lose.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
A. A power failure.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
Cos I'm quitting today.
PUNCH!
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
