His punches Neverland.
The Pirates always lose.
Because he Neverlands.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because he Neverlands
It looks like we're going to Neverland.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Peter Wok
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Because they Neverland
Wendy's!
Peter Grill
Because he neverlands
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Mickey Moose!
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
They're both pieces of China.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
They both love using the shredder.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Somebody had an idea.
