His punches Neverland.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
The Pirates always lose.
Because he Neverlands.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because he Neverlands
It looks like we're going to Neverland.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Peter Wok
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Because they Neverland
Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.
Wendy's!
Peter Grill
Taco Bell.
Because he neverlands
Mickey Moose!
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd have a high voice too!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
The Baconator
She Peedherpants
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
Of course, I'm shuriken.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Auschittz.
Take their little stones and brooms away!
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"