His punches Neverland.
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Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
The Pirates always lose.
Because he Neverlands.
Slow Children At Play
Rufi-ooooooo!
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because he Neverlands
It looks like we're going to Neverland.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Peter Wok
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He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Because they Neverland
Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.
Wendy's!
They Neverland.
Peter Grill
Taco Bell.
Because he neverlands
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
Because he can't lace them.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Because they don't cut corners.
Juan.
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
They think, therefore they arrrr
They love booty.
A Receding hairline
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
