His punches Neverland.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
The Pirates always lose.
Because he Neverlands.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because he Neverlands
It looks like we're going to Neverland.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Peter Wok
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Because they Neverland
Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.
Wendy's!
Peter Grill
Taco Bell.
Because he neverlands
All of them
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Bunnylingus!
Depressions.
Miss Carriage
Because they lost their 2 best shooters
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Bill Cosby
A Bill Cosby.
Liver alone, cheese mine!
A payday
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
