Peter Pan Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's!

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What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Try to neghostiate.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why are Peter Pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

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Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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