Peter Pan Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's!

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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It made him wed his plants!

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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

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Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)