What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.