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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.