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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.