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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.