Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.