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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.