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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled