Christian Bail
Christian bail.
A Christian bail
Because of Christian Bail
Conditioner Gordon.
JUST-ICE
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Phil
Because he was too inefficient.
Yes++
He sat in his own pew.
Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
He was a blacksmith
Matthew McConaug-hay
Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity
G-sus
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.