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Christian Bail Jokes

What do you call Batman who skips church?

Christian Bail

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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Judaism Jokes More Judaism Jokes

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.