What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip