What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip