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Christian Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!