Christian Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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Whats is long and black?

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.