Christian Jokes

Christian Bale.

Christian Bale Hah

A convertible.

Their parents.

Episcopaleontologists

Christian bail.

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Because Christian Baled

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

A Christian bail

You get a Christian Bale

Christian Bale.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Poison by Christian Dior!

Christian bail.

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Nostrildamus

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

Ghost buzzards

Thanks for the refill.

They know people will blow them.

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Christian Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you call Batman skipping church?

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

Why did Batman leave church?

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Your Age Is Only Math

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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