Christian Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.