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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you call Batman who skips church?

Christian Bail

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Bad Enemy Jokes More Bad Enemy Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.