Christian Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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He was on the "No Fry" list.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!