How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR