How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."