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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.