What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.