What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.