What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!