How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.