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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...