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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why do warriors make bad business men?

They charge too much!

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells