How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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You park your car, man.

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Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Because it was charged with battery!

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The ones in the mail of course!

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!