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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!