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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Dead Battery Jokes More Dead Battery Jokes

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.