How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What is the only bent straight line?

Its One Direction of course.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.