Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.