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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.