Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery