Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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It was charged with a salt.

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.