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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.