Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...