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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat