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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat