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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.