What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!