What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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Uh, like, can you knot?

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Nah Imma stay

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She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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I rest my queso.

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He's resisting a rest!

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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

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He resisted a rest.