What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Www.filopedia.org

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.