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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.