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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.