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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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He responds, "One note at a time."

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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A Jehovah's Witness.