What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.