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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.