What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.