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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong