What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.