What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.