What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.