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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc