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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc