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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan