What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc