Martial Art Jokes

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Karate Jokes More Karate Jokes

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.