Martial Art Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Karate Jokes More Karate Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Mr. Miyagi Jokes More Mr. Miyagi Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Plastic Surgeon Jokes More Plastic Surgeon Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san