He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Jacket Chan
Moo-Thai.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Wing Chun
Mooey Thai.
Steven Seagull
Judo
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Mitosis!
Mitosis
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
It lost its contacts.
I better keep an ion that.
Your grandma.
Instragram!
Challah!
A prestidigitator tot!
A friar? A chip monk?
He wax off.
Whacks on, whacks off.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
He was taking a shot.