Martial Art Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Martial Arts Jokes More Martial Arts Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.