Martial Art Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals