What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!