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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!