What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!