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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!