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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!