What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!