What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!