What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!