What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.