The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Fryday.
To get to the other slide!
Make sure one is a match!
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Quarter pounder with cheese!
Down for the count!
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Picklelo.
A mouse organ!
Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
