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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!