The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Stick
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
To keep her head warm.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Because he is a little shellfish.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
The Lyre.
A jello!
Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
Because he brought his own drumsticks
