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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)