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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.