The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
To get to the other side.
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
They produce a lot of endworfins.
Because they are light.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby!
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!
She was a little shellfish.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
A mouse organ!
A Luter.
Because he had two Drumsticks.
A conductor.
