Drumstick Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.