What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks