What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.