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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

A pizza can feed a family of four

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.