What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.