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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.