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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)