Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

Because a brazillian things could go wrong

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!