Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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How do you identify a baboon?

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!