Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.