Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."