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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

C Jokes More C Jokes

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*