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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Cle Jokes More Cle Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.