How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.