How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Cle Jokes More Cle Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.