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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Cle Jokes More Cle Jokes

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.