How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.