How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.