How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap.

Cle Jokes More Cle Jokes

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.