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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!