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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!