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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!