What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

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Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!