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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a baby drink?

Stick it in the blender.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!