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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.