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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!