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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)