What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.