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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

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How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool