The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Because he got cold feet.
They both leave me sticky fingers. 7
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
Because they rappel men and women.
A shopping bag can carry a child.
Cotton balls
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
Ilene.
They go back four seconds.
Check, mate.
I can't pair wines like this.
The wheelchair
A drone
A. Electricity.
I forgot to wet the soap.
Psst...Who washes your... sheets
The ones with food.
Steaks.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
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