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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection