The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
Leave a plunger in the toilet
To avoid criticism and comparison.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Because then the children have to play inside.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
That hit the spots!
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Because there were "Too Many Cooks".
They were cooked in Greece
Syrian Mckellen
Like a Bosch!
Washed up.
The food tastes funny.
Allah carte.
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
